Thursday, December 1, 2011
FAT BABY CHERUBLOCK

FAT BABY CHERUBLOCK

PART OF THE ALICE!LOCK SERIES

PART OF THE ALICE!LOCK SERIES

CLOWNLOCK, AGAIN

CLOWNLOCK, AGAIN

STAR TREK!LOCK

Submission by Mesita

Prompt 7

The USS BAKER STREET orbited quietly around the unknown planet.

Captain Jim Moriarty, accompanied by First Officer Spocklock, Dr. Watson and a redshirt named Anderson, beamed down to the surface. Spocklock immediately pulled out his tricorder and began to take a few readings.

“Captain, it looks like there are some life forces, nearby.”

“Excellent, Spocklock.” Jim said surveying the landscape. “Let’s go and meet them.”

They made their trek across the countryside and came across a massive man-eating beast. It took one look at Anderson and ate him in a smooth gulp.

“DAMNIT JIM I’M A DOCTOR NOT A HAPPY MEAL!” Dr. Watson proclaimed.

“Gentlemen, set your phasers to BURNING HEARTS,” Jim cried!

But Sherlock deduced that the man-eating beast was also weak and used his nervepinch and everyone lived. Except Anderson. THE END.

LOOK AT THIS SKULL
ISN’T IT NEAT
WOULDN’T YOU THINK MY APARTMENT’S COMPLETE

LOOK AT THIS SKULL

ISN’T IT NEAT

WOULDN’T YOU THINK MY APARTMENT’S COMPLETE